"Wah lau eh, Christmas coming again. You panic already or not?"
READ BRIEFINGEvery year same thing. You buy socks, she unhappy. You buy mug, he say "thanks" but face black black. You buy wrong perfume, then world war 3 start. Why you make life so hard for yourself?
Fig 1. Your likely sleeping position if you buy another photo frame.
Uncle tell you secret. Relationships are like tactical operations. You need the right gear, the right timing, and sometimes... you need the element of SURPRISE.
> STATUS: READY FOR DEPLOYMENT
You know the feeling when you opening a birthday present when you are still little? Opening this box is liddat. Heart-pumping excitement secured.
Uncle never cheat you. Stuff inside worth MORE than price tag. If Uncle Tot use, means solid.
"Wah, so cool, can bring go camping/hiking/fix things."
"So special! Not just another Sephora gift card."
This is a Classified Operation. Once warehouse empty, means empty.
Stop scrolling. Stop thinking.
Secure the payload. Save your relationship.
