Ever since the article people have been requesting these and we finally got around to offering them. Just some morale silliness of having a mil-spec cock plushy.
They make for great cock jokes and photo bombs during high adventure. 3" x 2" loop velcro fields are on each side to even allow patch customization; Sorry NO patches included.
The stuffing is accessed via velcro flap on the bottom which can make for a stash pocket. Simple webbing and triglide allows for easy lashing to all kinds of gear. As OSOE likes to say, made it the Motherfucking USA.
